Re: NBA All Star Game INVEGAS Nate Robinson is the worst basketball player ever.
Eddie, I think you need to hit up as many parties this weekend and get as many NBA players into as many precarious situations as possible. Pick a fight with Dikembe Mutombo. "Accidentally" spill your drink on Allen Iverson and then ask him what he's "gonna do about it." Flirt with Kobe Bryant's wife in full view of him. Beat up Nate Robinson after making fun of his stature and his lack of talent. Basically, be a one-man wrecking crew and get as many of the guys on the front page of Sunday's paper as possible. I want to watch the game on Sunday and hear the announcer say "due to some craziness last night involving many various NBA players and one suspicious man who wants to be known only as 'Vegas Ed', the Eastern squad will only be fielding 7 players and the Western squad have recruited a ballboy to fill out their five-man rotation."
It's your duty as a Vegas-ite. |