TravelSlut's tips for 1st time Fantasy Fest attendees:

[The Travel Slut]

Hello all FantasyFesters! Less than 35 days to go! (Oct. 21-Oct. 20, 2011).

I've only been 11 times, but I'vee learned a few things through personal experience or the experience of others:

Clothing/Shoes/: Key West is a walking town especially on and around Duval Street so comfortable shoes or sandals are a must. Don't walk downtown in barefeet as the streets may have glass, etc. Also both streets and sidewalks heat up a lot.

Toiletries & Medical Supplies: Aspirin, Tylenol, antacids, Pepto-Bismol, and Chaser Plus, insect repellent, sunscreen & aloe vera gel.

Camping/Beach/Outdoor Gear: At beaches, bring a blanket or chair and sun protection. The sun is brutal.

Transportation: Parking can be almost non-existent near Duval Street even if you have a reservation at the Bed & Breakfast or small motel or hotel. Don't even think about parking in a resident's zone.

There are parking garages, meters and some free side-street parking but again but its expensive and limited.

Be cautious driving on the one-way streets, the narrow streets and the streets where the conch train operates. Watch out for bicycles, pedalcabs, small electric vehicles and of course, pedestrians.

Key West is small and compact in size and some streets are both narrow and have obscured sidewalks or side paths so watch your step--especially at night.

Be extremely careful driving as pedestrians (sometimes intoxicated, sometimes jaywalking) will walk right out in front of you driving from a previously hidden area.

Be careful on the streets of bicylists and people riding scooters or Vespa's that may not be used to operating them. It is easy to be distracted while looking and at the sites of Key West.

Key West also has a "conch train" that operates on both main and side streets-be sure to give it leeway as it is long in length.

Be cautious of traffic controls, traffic workers, and slow-downs. Don't be in a hurry. Remember, you are on "Island Time" now .

2011's theme is "Aquatic Afrolic" and is the 32th Anniversary of Fantasy Fest and this year runs from Friday, Oct. 21 to Sunday, Oct. 30 with the parade on Saturday

Key West during Fantasy Fest is definitely not for the timid or shy and small children should not be downtown after dark (or at all if possible). Bodypaint, nudity and skimpy, sexy clothing (or lack thereof) rules!

Nightly themes include: (and you should really consider costumes for every night)

1st SATURDAY NIGHT-- Anything goes but keep it PG on the streets & save the risque fun for the bars and clubs.

SUNDAY NIGHT--Pirate, Wench and Booty Night with the earlybirds of Fantasy Fest getting warmed up with fun at various venues around town and Capt. Tony's has been the place to be the past few years to the point that police have shut down Greene Street south of Duval Street to accomodate the overflow.

MONDAY NIGHT-- features all those in leather, vinyl, rubber and all types of Fetish and Fantasy wear up to and including bodypaint (which is acceptable any night). It's not uncommon to see dozens if not hundreds of people dressed in leather or latex or some variation for this party or the many others featured in non-sanctioned venues. Again, Capt. Tony's has a special celebration in their side rooms called Capt. Tony's Rubber Fetish Ball.

Also, MONDAY is Leather & Fetish @ Kelly's Kinky Karnival at Kelly's Caribbean. (Personally, I've attended the leather-fetish party @ Kelly's Caribbean Bar & Grill for several years and this is definitely not the place for anyone shy or timid).

I am sure that many of the people in attendance both on the streets and in the bars and private parties are amazed at the costumes and antics of the crowds. Words cannot describe here what you might see so you will have to use your imagination to get dressed up and experience what you see, hear and do. My photos only scratch the surface.

TUESDAY NIGHT--features Plaid Nite & bodypaint @ Capt. Tony's Saloon and there are several other parties throughout Key West. This is also good as it keeps crowds down & separated so you don't feel so crowded & congregated.

Remember, depending on the statistics used, Key West grows from a small town of 25,000 to almost 100,000 for Fantasy Fest as crowds are estimated to be from 50,000-75,000 and most are primarily situated in an area on a one-mile section of town called Duval Street (famous for the infamous Duval Crawl).

There are also parties at Fat Tuesday's, the Headdress Ball, there is a free poster signing party and Capt. Tony's Saloon highlights the evening with its "Party in Plaid" event. I can usually be found spending my evening here.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT--features Red Night @ Fogerty's & elsewhere on Duval Street and the crowds really start to arrive. Usually Duval Street is blocked off to allow only pedestrian traffic late at night and a two-four block long section of Duval which is labeled the "Fantasy Zone" where open containers of beer, wine or alcohol are permitted and are served from bars and vendors. I often try to use vendors that use a portion of their proceeds for local charities.

The theme for the night is "Red" and Fogerty's & Flying Monkey's Bar is the place to be-- although other events are also fun including:

Pet Masquerade & Parade at the Westin Key West resort (daytime)
Celebrity Look-a-Like contest @ La Concha
Beach party @ Hog's Breath Saloon with world famous Homemade Bikini Contest

All the while these official events are occurring, many bars and saloons feature their own party theme and of course, thousands of people flock into the streets and sidewalks of Duval where people-watching takes on a new level.

THURSDAY NIGHT--features Toga Night @ Sloppy Joes & everywhere else and there are thousands of togas and variations of them everywhere in Key West. After all, togas are relevant to party times and are easy to make or buy, and they feel great!

Fantasy Fest features several events throughout old town including: Pretenders in Paradise costume contest (where the prize money is $10,000) at the Pier House Resort & Caribbean Spa; Monsters Ball at the Green Parrot Bar and of course, the famous (Hemingway used to hang out here) Sloppy Joes 26th annual Toga Party with a $1,000 cash prize.

Again, Duval Street becomes an event in itself with thousands of people costumed and as many taking photos or just watching.

Cruiseship passengers that happen to be in port for the week sure get an eyeful.

The remainder of the festival has many events both FRIDAY and SATURDAY NIGHTS with Friday's highlight being the Duval Street Fair, Masquerade March and Pimp N Ho party while Saturday night features a Bourbon Street Tea Dance, Bodypaint Contest @ the Green Parrot and Captain Morgan Fantasy Fest parade where 70,000 onlookers and 50+ or more floats are all part of the celebration's pending conclusion down Duval Street on Saturday Night.

SUNDAY NIGHT: the town almost returns to "normal" and has a children's day at a local park and a conclusion somewhere that focuses on "it's not over until the fat lady sings".

The drive back home or the flight back home is always a challenge. Between hangovers, crowds, and general dismay about returning to reality, leaving Key West and Fantasy Fest can be tough except for the knowledge that the next Fantasy Fest is less than 360 days away!

Please check my separate 2011 Fantasy Fest events listed (in detail) posted.

Now, for some important DO's AND DON'T's of Fantasy Fest:
(and thanks to the people that helped create this list where ever you are) :-)

Don't wear a mask you can't drink in.

Don't choose a costume you can't use the bathroom in.

Don't wear shoes you can't walk in.

Do dress sexier than you thought you might.

Do make sure you have a place to stay before you get too drunk.

Do realize that the shape and size of your breasts/***** will not change with spray paint.

Don't wear your thong with your leg in the wrong hole.

Do trim your pubic hair within the limits of your costume ...please.

Do donate your leftover items to locals who want to enjoy Fantasy Fest as much
as the rest of us but often just make room for us.

Don't flash the cops.

Don't ask the cops to flash you.

Do understand that just because you are naked doesn't mean that others find you
attractive.

Don't go out carrying valuable items that you are likely to lose when you get drunk such as a purse wallet, expensive jewelry or your spouse.

Do wrap your money in plastic or a ziplock first if you have nothing to carry it in but your bikini bottoms or sweaty shorts.

Do consider getting a personal catheter for parade night as unoccupied bathrooms will be scarce (just joking)

Don't verbally abuse anyone before stepping inside a porta-potty as the result could be disastrous and gross.

Don't step in front of moving parade floats to pick up candy or beads.

Do be aware that if you take Henrietta home with you may wake up with Henry.

Do take lots of pictures but use a disposable camera if you are prone to losing them. And asking 1st if it is OK to take a photo will usually mean yes and you will get a nicer, posed shot or two.

Do exercise a little tact and courtesy with the folks working in the bars through the festivities. They are there working days off for your enjoyment.

Don't tip in beads - they don't want or need beads--- tip with cash please.

Don't ask the female servers to show you their boobs--there are thousands of women on Duval Street dying to show you all that they've got.

Do carry some info or business card of your motel/hotel/B&B address so someone can help get you home if you need help late at night

Don't be afraid to dress up. Have an outrageous time and tip big.

[sergy8]

Wow, 11 times? that's gotta be some kind of record TS! Cools tips as well. It looks like if you forget your clothes, you can just get something painted on, lol...I hear there is a contest every year called where the top costumes compete for $20,000 in prize money? that's huge money...

[The Travel Slut]

Thanks...and yes, bodypaint is always in style during Fantasy Fest. I do it every year at least twice during the week.

And yes, the Pretenders in Paradise contest at the Pier House has $25,000 in prizes but the scale of the costumes is amazing...usually the people work on them for almost a year!

And Dan--- yes, I am interested in any presentation on FF with or without photos.

Just email the forms for the slideshow in a word doc or whatever method works best for you.

[marley&me]

hey Travel Slut...those are some great tips you shared! I find that Fantasy Fest is a blast but only if you're open minded. Im not going this year, but I've been there twice and had fun both times! The food, the people, the energy, the costumes are amazing. Everyone is in good spirits having a blast...it's like an adult Halloween party.

As TS mentioned it can get real crowded as Key West is small, but you dont have to worry about unruly or violent behavior. Also, be sure to bring a camera because you will see some interesting costumes..lol

Originally Posted by The Travel Slut

Hello all FantasyFesters! Less than 35 days to go! (Oct. 21-Oct. 20, 2011).

I've only been 11 times, but I'vee learned a few things through personal experience or the experience of others:

Clothing/Shoes/: Key West is a walking town especially on and around Duval Street so comfortable shoes or sandals are a must. Don't walk downtown in barefeet as the streets may have glass, etc. Also both streets and sidewalks heat up a lot.

Toiletries & Medical Supplies: Aspirin, Tylenol, antacids, Pepto-Bismol, and Chaser Plus, insect repellent, sunscreen & aloe vera gel.

Camping/Beach/Outdoor Gear: At beaches, bring a blanket or chair and sun protection. The sun is brutal.

Transportation: Parking can be almost non-existent near Duval Street even if you have a reservation at the Bed & Breakfast or small motel or hotel. Don't even think about parking in a resident's zone.

There are parking garages, meters and some free side-street parking but again but its expensive and limited.

Be cautious driving on the one-way streets, the narrow streets and the streets where the conch train operates. Watch out for bicycles, pedalcabs, small electric vehicles and of course, pedestrians.

Key West is small and compact in size and some streets are both narrow and have obscured sidewalks or side paths so watch your step--especially at night.

Be extremely careful driving as pedestrians (sometimes intoxicated, sometimes jaywalking) will walk right out in front of you driving from a previously hidden area.

Be careful on the streets of bicylists and people riding scooters or Vespa's that may not be used to operating them. It is easy to be distracted while looking and at the sites of Key West.

Key West also has a "conch train" that operates on both main and side streets-be sure to give it leeway as it is long in length.

Be cautious of traffic controls, traffic workers, and slow-downs. Don't be in a hurry. Remember, you are on "Island Time" now .

2011's theme is "Aquatic Afrolic" and is the 32th Anniversary of Fantasy Fest and this year runs from Friday, Oct. 21 to Sunday, Oct. 30 with the parade on Saturday

Key West during Fantasy Fest is definitely not for the timid or shy and small children should not be downtown after dark (or at all if possible). Bodypaint, nudity and skimpy, sexy clothing (or lack thereof) rules!

Nightly themes include: (and you should really consider costumes for every night)

1st SATURDAY NIGHT-- Anything goes but keep it PG on the streets & save the risque fun for the bars and clubs.

SUNDAY NIGHT--Pirate, Wench and Booty Night with the earlybirds of Fantasy Fest getting warmed up with fun at various venues around town and Capt. Tony's has been the place to be the past few years to the point that police have shut down Greene Street south of Duval Street to accomodate the overflow.

MONDAY NIGHT-- features all those in leather, vinyl, rubber and all types of Fetish and Fantasy wear up to and including bodypaint (which is acceptable any night). It's not uncommon to see dozens if not hundreds of people dressed in leather or latex or some variation for this party or the many others featured in non-sanctioned venues. Again, Capt. Tony's has a special celebration in their side rooms called Capt. Tony's Rubber Fetish Ball.

Also, MONDAY is Leather & Fetish @ Kelly's Kinky Karnival at Kelly's Caribbean. (Personally, I've attended the leather-fetish party @ Kelly's Caribbean Bar & Grill for several years and this is definitely not the place for anyone shy or timid).

I am sure that many of the people in attendance both on the streets and in the bars and private parties are amazed at the costumes and antics of the crowds. Words cannot describe here what you might see so you will have to use your imagination to get dressed up and experience what you see, hear and do. My photos only scratch the surface.

TUESDAY NIGHT--features Plaid Nite & bodypaint @ Capt. Tony's Saloon and there are several other parties throughout Key West. This is also good as it keeps crowds down & separated so you don't feel so crowded & congregated.

Remember, depending on the statistics used, Key West grows from a small town of 25,000 to almost 100,000 for Fantasy Fest as crowds are estimated to be from 50,000-75,000 and most are primarily situated in an area on a one-mile section of town called Duval Street (famous for the infamous Duval Crawl).

There are also parties at Fat Tuesday's, the Headdress Ball, there is a free poster signing party and Capt. Tony's Saloon highlights the evening with its "Party in Plaid" event. I can usually be found spending my evening here.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT--features Red Night @ Fogerty's & elsewhere on Duval Street and the crowds really start to arrive. Usually Duval Street is blocked off to allow only pedestrian traffic late at night and a two-four block long section of Duval which is labeled the "Fantasy Zone" where open containers of beer, wine or alcohol are permitted and are served from bars and vendors. I often try to use vendors that use a portion of their proceeds for local charities.

The theme for the night is "Red" and Fogerty's & Flying Monkey's Bar is the place to be-- although other events are also fun including:

Pet Masquerade & Parade at the Westin Key West resort (daytime)
Celebrity Look-a-Like contest @ La Concha
Beach party @ Hog's Breath Saloon with world famous Homemade Bikini Contest

All the while these official events are occurring, many bars and saloons feature their own party theme and of course, thousands of people flock into the streets and sidewalks of Duval where people-watching takes on a new level.

THURSDAY NIGHT--features Toga Night @ Sloppy Joes & everywhere else and there are thousands of togas and variations of them everywhere in Key West. After all, togas are relevant to party times and are easy to make or buy, and they feel great!

Fantasy Fest features several events throughout old town including: Pretenders in Paradise costume contest (where the prize money is $10,000) at the Pier House Resort & Caribbean Spa; Monsters Ball at the Green Parrot Bar and of course, the famous (Hemingway used to hang out here) Sloppy Joes 26th annual Toga Party with a $1,000 cash prize.

Again, Duval Street becomes an event in itself with thousands of people costumed and as many taking photos or just watching.

Cruiseship passengers that happen to be in port for the week sure get an eyeful.

The remainder of the festival has many events both FRIDAY and SATURDAY NIGHTS with Friday's highlight being the Duval Street Fair, Masquerade March and Pimp N Ho party while Saturday night features a Bourbon Street Tea Dance, Bodypaint Contest @ the Green Parrot and Captain Morgan Fantasy Fest parade where 70,000 onlookers and 50+ or more floats are all part of the celebration's pending conclusion down Duval Street on Saturday Night.

SUNDAY NIGHT: the town almost returns to "normal" and has a children's day at a local park and a conclusion somewhere that focuses on "it's not over until the fat lady sings".

The drive back home or the flight back home is always a challenge. Between hangovers, crowds, and general dismay about returning to reality, leaving Key West and Fantasy Fest can be tough except for the knowledge that the next Fantasy Fest is less than 360 days away!

Please check my separate 2011 Fantasy Fest events listed (in detail) posted.

Now, for some important DO's AND DON'T's of Fantasy Fest:
(and thanks to the people that helped create this list where ever you are) :-)

Don't wear a mask you can't drink in.

Don't choose a costume you can't use the bathroom in.

Don't wear shoes you can't walk in.

Do dress sexier than you thought you might.

Do make sure you have a place to stay before you get too drunk.

Do realize that the shape and size of your breasts/***** will not change with spray paint.

Don't wear your thong with your leg in the wrong hole.

Do trim your pubic hair within the limits of your costume ...please.

Do donate your leftover items to locals who want to enjoy Fantasy Fest as much
as the rest of us but often just make room for us.

Don't flash the cops.

Don't ask the cops to flash you.

Do understand that just because you are naked doesn't mean that others find you
attractive.

Don't go out carrying valuable items that you are likely to lose when you get drunk such as a purse wallet, expensive jewelry or your spouse.

Do wrap your money in plastic or a ziplock first if you have nothing to carry it in but your bikini bottoms or sweaty shorts.

Do consider getting a personal catheter for parade night as unoccupied bathrooms will be scarce (just joking)

.

[karengirl 1988]

I agree if you're not open minded you will be shell-shocked just by seeing that much nudity and all-out debauchery as you've never would've imagined...honestly, they should rename Fantasy Fest to Body Feasting because that's literary what you're eyes will be doing all do the time;)

[William Joseph]

Wow this seems to be great fun and I think the place will have a wild party fest and a long sleepless night

[The Travel Slut]

And a couple other things:

1. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Whether you drink (alcohol) or not, the heat saps your body and you need to make sure you are drinking plenty of fluids---day or night

2.

Pace yourself...it can either be a LONG night or LONG week.....and you won't see everyone or drink in every bar every night.Enjoy the moments wherever you happen to be